And our eponymous hero makes his first appearance.
I’m especially proud of his dialog.
What? You don’t speak Meta?
Perhaps I can interest you in my new correspondence course, Meta for Beginners. You too can learn an alien language for the low, low price of just $999.
But wait!
Call in the next 10 minutes and we’ll double that offer to TWO Meta for Beginners* correspondence courses, for that same low, low price.
*Full Disclosure. It’s the same thing, you just get two copies. But hey, this way you can check our own homework, right?
